Look out S.F., here comes the Onion
By San Francisco Chronicle

Relationship Beats Second-Quarter Expectations. Jersey City, N.J. -- Kirk Herman and Deanna Greunwald surprised friends by exceeding second-quarter expectations for their relationship Monday. Now there's a business story people would read. That's what the folks who run the Onion are betting on. The satirical weekly newspaper that expertly mocks traditional newspaper style is coming to the Bay Area, with hopes that its snarky, funny news spoofs will attract enough readers to pick off some local advertising. Many fans who know the Onion from its Web site, www.theonion.com, don't realize the outfit started as a weekly newspaper in Madison, Wis., in...